just for laughs on monday blues

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.



Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- They both had the lady TOGETHER.



Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.



Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.

- The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.



Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.



Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.



Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other because she was rejected by both.



Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed.