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Today I chanced upon the topic of colour blindness with my colleagues...
He was saying green looks like grey in his world... This means patches of field would look like graveyard??

Glad tat I can enjoy the beauty of colours in my life... Was so happy I saw a rainbow along ecp when making my way to char wedding...

Come to think of it, is your world of red same as mine? Maybe my red is your blue? Hmmm.. U won't be able to see my world of colours aw!

just for laughs on monday blues

Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The two fought and one KILLED the other to have the lady.



Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- They both had the lady TOGETHER.



Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- They killed the lady to have EACH OTHER.



Two Indonesian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The first man claimed that island is independent and took the lady as his advisor.

- The second man swam to another island to search for jobs.



Two Thai men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The first man rented the lady to the second man for 2 baht a night.



Two Filipino men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The first man kidnapped the lady and asked for ransom from the other man.



Two Malaysian men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The lady ACCUSED the first man of sodomizing the other because she was rejected by both.



Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island;

- The two men are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT on how to proceed.

sorry sorry vs nobody nobody

ha tink it would be rather interesting if gals dance sorry sorry while guys dance nobody nobody in one performance...needa choreograph in de right mix thou

gals lookin cool while guys looking cute...hmmm

do let me know if any school or dance group tried this combi ;)

i kind of know y i like dancing...my daddy was watchin hip hop mv & he's nodding his head to de music!

obama vs osama

what's the difference between obama and osama?
















ans: 1 is a B and 1 is an S

脚肚问题

这就是'脚肚'问题 = 脚和肚子的问题

time for me to lose some kilos else my flabs r showin!!

hee fotos taken durin my dept's avatar screenin @ lido for xmas celeb...

AVATAR = Cool blUe aliens

I C U

;)

btw, i'm gettin addicted to 天才冲冲冲! so lame & funny!!!

videoing

these are what made me happy!!

isn't de laughter in de background infectiOus?!!!

never knew openin a pressie can be sO exciting!! ;D

perk @ wOrk

de only perk i get workin where i m now is de more decent pay. n ya seeing good-looking guys occassionally...

hee finally managed to see some yesterday yeah! :D

vj rOx!

enjOy de craze peeps! damn funny

hey handsOme...

hey ash, vote...who's charming-er?

before & after...

really creative thinking...bet it's by a guy!

nO pOrk nO pOrk!

i ordered my bbq food online for chalet over de deepavali holidays... being certified halal, i didnt order any pork chop, though de thought of having it makes me drool... mmmm...

at the chalet, there's this conversation which kept me entertained...

a: can i have pork chop when its cooked?
b: there's no pork chop, only lamp & chicken chop

few mins later,
a: where's my pork chop?
b: we din order pork chop, cos itz halal.

few mins later,
a: i feel like eating pork chop... is it ready?

haha, on my mind i was like "isn't this mr brown's NO PORK podcast?!"

for those who have not heard it, enjoy!
if you heard it before, keke i'm sure you will still be entertained again, so enjoy too!

happy deepavali ah ne!

are you a gOOd tipper?

hey babe, is your beau a good lOver? observe how much he tips... cOs they say...

"tippers make better lOvers!

& bad tippers are suppOsedly lame in bed"

haiz gals, too bad our guys do not tip in s'pore... *tsk tsk*

listen up guys, remember to tip lotz on your first date!

hey maybe i should get myself a tip jar...

O-ba-ma??

click on this link -
http://s3.amazonaws.com/0SAJ7JN5VFAWT249NNR2.anigifdel/52655a293dd83d8907715bb13c7dc39d

if i am an american, i would vote for... kirby atwood, of cos, oh yeah, oh yeah!

文不对题1 (>_<)

the smartest answers to a question i hear today:

son (from "eye-pain" school): dad, what does prosperity mean?

dad (scholar): it means prosperous.

aunt (ntu grad): boy, itz in the national anthem. you sing it everyday.

me: so you know the meaning of prosperity, now?

son: ya, it means getting better and better..

kaoz like dat oso can

keke...

文不对题2 (>_<)

谢谢阿嫲!

i attended my customs fren's weddin last fri...really nice to catch up wif the 七怪s (some are not in this pic thou...)

i kinda enjoyed the groom's speech...from my vague memory, here it is...

"谢谢我的阿嫲把我教得这么好...让我能有这么好的工作 (all his colleagues are there)...我的优点是跟你学的, 缺点都是朋友教的!" (kk, i know you are not referring to me!)

so nice to have 阿嫲 around =)

rsvp - what dOes it mean?

haiz itz de wedding invitations & baby showers phase now

been asking around what does RSVP mean? and nobody seems to know..so common yet no one knows...do you? keke actually i'm as ignorant lah:

RSVP stands for the French phrase Répondez s’il vous plaît (“reply, please”)
so if u sending invitations, dun write (pls rvsp or rvsp pls) otherwise itz like (please reply, please or reply, please, please) haha sounds so desperate!

it also means there is a need to reply (not if you can then reply, if not keep quiet) & nope, only you are invited, so dont ask if you can bring along your partner/kid etc!

so if you see r.s.v.p. on an invitation, pls respond promptly!

(more @ http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/rsvp.html and http://entertaining.about.com/cs/etiquette/qt/tip122500.htm)